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Calvinists and Arminians Discover they’re Actually the Same, Immediately Form Joint Support Group

Posted on August 30, 2025 by admin — Leave a reply

NASHVILLE, TN — A theological earthquake rattled the Southern Baptist Convention this week as Calvinist and Arminian leaders realized they’ve been teaching the exact same doctrine, just with different emotional Continue ReadingCalvinists and Arminians Discover they’re Actually the Same, Immediately Form Joint Support Group→

The Restless Seeker (A Journey from Predestined Reprobate to Whosoever Will)

Posted on March 9, 2025 by admin — Leave a reply

A sob racked the chest of Restless Seeker as he lamented aloud once more, “It’s all right for others, but I’m predestined to damnation!”

Restless Seeker trudged along a narrow, winding road with a heavy heart. He was a man burdened not by physical weight, but by a despairing belief that he might be predestined to Continue ReadingThe Restless Seeker (A Journey from Predestined Reprobate to Whosoever Will)→

101 broken people that God used anyway – Throughout the Bible, God demonstrates His love and grace by using broken and flawed people to accomplish His purposes.
God has numbered all my days and written them in his book – God has numbered all my days and written them in his book. I don't have to worry because that won't change no matter what happens around me.
12 eyewitness accounts from men who saw God – Here are 12 eyewitness accounts from men who saw the glory and majesty of God more overwhelming than the best CGI in any movie.
10 ways prayers are hindered – Prayers are an important part of the Christian life. They are worship, supplication, and confession; therefore, we don\'t want them to be hindered.
Can two walk together, except they be agreed? – Does Amos 3:3 require Christians to be in absolute uniformity on everything in order to have fellowship?
7 Characteristics of a Real, Genuine, Sincere Apology – A real apology comes from a humble heart that is truly sorry and repentant. But nothing is worse than a faint apology, a false apology, or a non-apology.

Dominion: How the Christian Revolution Remade the World by Tom Holland – "Dominion" shows how America’s most cherished ideals—human dignity, equality, justice, and compassion for the vulnerable—emerged from Christianity’s disruptive moral revolution rather than from secular or classical roots. By tracing how Christian assumptions shaped Western conscience, the book helps Americans recognize the deep moral inheritance guiding today’s debates, institutions, and visions of the common good.